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New: www.reddit.com/r/JOC

2011-07-15 1 comment

Alright all my internet hipsters, you are getting the opportunity to get in on the ground level of a very interesting new online forum, the Johnson O’Connor ‘subreddit,’ “a community for 17 hours.” Newer than Google + and way more underground, you too can have a story to tell as you make posts with an ironic signature and an avatar toting lense-less frames.

If I explain much more it would be way less cool, so I am just going to copy the first revision background. Come to think of it, I probably should not have told you how to get there.

Description:

To discuss the aptitude testing battery administered by the Johnson O’Connor Research Foundation…

Okay, sir, this is to figure out what your aptitude’s good at and get you a jail job while you’re being a particular individual in jail.

Cop at Government Center in Idiocracy

Are you a JOC?

Often, the most valuable part of your aptitude test is not the scores you receive or the careers suggested for you, but rather discussing your results with fellow JOCs.

Join the conversation.

This sub will gladly host a link to

  • a job opening only for an ‘ideaphoria’ elite
  • a flash game only beatable by those with the best ‘pitch discrimination’
  • a thread decoding the aptitudes of Steves Jobs
  • proof of the dating compatibility of ‘subjectives’ and ‘objectives’

If you post any of your results, make sure to remove any personal identifying information!

John[son O’]Connor: The whole thing goes: The future’s not set. There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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